The Liberal Storm?

Tropical Storm Barry, and all other Tropical Storm and Hurricanes, must be all registered as a Democrat or Socialist. We at least know that they lean to the left (in which I hope it doesn't lean to the right cause I am in Florida right now.) You see, you can go around your daily life and mind your own business...but just like a good Liberal the storm comes and wants to take your rights away (in this case your right to life). In addition, if it doesn't get to you the first time then it works its way around, finding some loophole, and then screws you over severely the next time around. Oh, and you must admit that the storm doesn't "discriminate," yet it seems to hit the poor communities harder than the rich ones. What a hypocrite. Just don't let Jesse Jackson and the ACLU know about this. Actually, maybe if they do know about this they will stand outside and Barry can shake their hand and suck them up to where they belong. However the storm may find a hard time trying to pick up Al Sharpton because that is a lot of weight to carry on your shoulders. I'm sick of these Liberal idiots, what we need is one giant storm to pick all these left-leaning people up.